| jackddeal too late Chairman Burton...Donna Brazille et al aren't going to listen to reason and will continue to attact Sarah's children...groan... | |
| jackddeal how did it get to the point where the Repubs are calling us sexist and we agree? groan...clearly Burton et al are unclear on the concept... | |
| jackddeal what bunch of clowns Chairman Burton is making us Demos out to be...he must think we are as stupid as he is... | |
| jackddeal Joe Biden might have been referring to Harry Reid's sexist comment that Sarah was 'shrill'; a perjorative term used only for women...duh | |
| jackddeal Good Ole Boy Joe also said the media had been sexist in dealing with Sarah...though he failed to mention his own 'good looking' comment... | |
| jackddeal stunned and staggered, Good Ole Boy Joe said Sarah's family is off limits for attacks since Burton can't control the spin on this one... | |
| jackddeal Burton set up the Obama as the 'campaign of hope' and we better start hoping for some kind of miracle...start praying too...ha...groan... | |
| jackddeal if communty organizing is really work experience, why doesn't Burton package it that way? duh...mid-America won't buy it, that's why... | |
| jackddeal all we petty Demos are still mad that McCain picked a woman while Obama picked a relic...who should we be mad at? McCain? duh... | |
| jackddeal how will raising taxes help workers and small businesses? asked Sarah last night...what is your answer Burton...George Bush? groan... |
Each day sees more and more local searches conducted. Yahoo estimates their local searches have grown by 76% in 12 months.
This spike in use is partly due to users becoming more skilled at using local search to find exactly what they want. Search logs are revealing users are using more modifiers or attributes to describe more specifically what they want. And they are finding it.
All of this is resulting in a huge fragmentation of the Internet from global to local to niche and hyper-niche. These local niche sites or "tail sites" are popping up to meet consumer's demands for more information on local markets.
Additionally more searches are being done per individual. Yahoo reports their user logs show average user local queries up from eight to twelve per month. These statistics are showing that users are finding what they are locally searching for.
The good news for local business is that they can now market in areas outside of their immediate location. The bad news is outside competitors can do the same thing to them.
Users are using local search to find content that is relative and meaningful to them at that particular moment. This presents great publishing opportunities for promoting local events, products and services.
One of the ways this is accomplished is by creating promotional campaigns looking for ways in which the user can compliment an online experience with an in-store experience; or virtual experience versus real experience. This double barrel approach using both real and virtual appears to be the current hot ticket.
It's called ROBO: Research Online, Buy Offline and it's a tsunami. The trends are also showing the research online leads directly to an onsite office or store visit. On high consideration items like cars, fully 89% of all buyers research online before making their purchase.
While only 10% of actual purchases are made online; 90% are still made offline. Still, that 10% is $500 Billion dollars.
Small retail merchants are complaining about a major threat to their businesses: BORO. Customers will come into their stores to see and feel a product and then home to their computers and buy it online.
I recently met a colleague I had not seen for some years. His life work has been in a somewhat esoteric branch of the financial industry.
We had a pleasant chat which eventually turned to the discussion of each other's work. He freely brought me up to date on what he had been doing the past few years.
He inferred that his business had not been doing very well at all but he remained optimistic that he could turn the corner. I told him that I was fascinated by his industry and had been putting together notes and data for an article in a closely related field. He wished me luck and we parted.
The next day he sent a rather surprising e-mail. He stated he had been working in his field for almost 10 years and was having to struggle. He added that he really did not appreciate some 'clown' like me writing about something they did not know about and 'taking his material.'
He specifically gave reference to copyright, trademark and patent infringement. He stated this would include concepts and ideas and added that 'even a thought about using one of his ideas would bring dire consequences.'
The obvious message was that he had spent a lot of time on something he had received very little compensation for. Maybe it was sour grapes or maybe envy that my business was doing well and his was not.
Maybe it was he had grown bitter and cynical in a world that he was finding more and more difficult to do business in. Maybe he had become a true jerk and was just showing his true colors.
Through the pettiness and anger another message began to emerge: a knowledge/ideas paradox.
My friend felt that if he hoarded his knowledge and ideas he would somehow get a financial reward. On a certain simplistic level it made sense; he had worked hard for many years and did not want to give his work away. How was he going to get paid? He perceived that by giving it away he would lose it.
The Bible says it's better to give than receive especially if you get back more than you give, no? Or something like that. The Buddhists would agree any strategy to receive more has to be tied to greed and ego, the big obstacles to enlightenment. But that's what it is.
In the old days the giver got back the intangibles such as a warm, fuzzy feeling for doing good deeds or a ratchet up on the self-esteem chart. This worked very well especially for those with guilty or dysfunctional consciences. By giving away something the giver would get 'good vibes' coming back to them.
That still is the case most of the time but today we have an added twist to the formula. By giving away something of value to one that is not expecting it, there is a sort of implicit understanding that the receiver owes you a little favor. After all, despite the protests from the Buddhists, it still is all about me.
Perhaps this act of charity establishes some rapport where there was none. Whatever the dynamics it's all an incredibly complex set of mental gyrations. Rather than focus on the cerebral intricacies, we would be better served if we just look at the net result.
My friend was struggling and he thought his problem was that he just wasn't able to convince the decision makers to buy his wares. Rather than say 'here are the many reasons why my wares are so expensive', he might have said 'here's a few pointers on how to get what you want.'
A totally different scenario, no?
The strategy here is that if you give it away, it will come back. At least this appears to be true on a certain level for knowledge and ideas. I decided not to write my friend a nasty e-mail reply, not even something slightly sarcastic; instead profusely thank him for his honesty and concern and wish him good luck.
He sure is going to need it...
There are those that claim the metaphor makes English the powerful language that it is. The metaphor allows us to relate ideas, concepts and abstractions to other ideas, concepts and abstraction. This opens up an infinite array of learning possibilities as we can relate the new to what we already know. This is an integral part of learning and cognition. And life…
I have also met a number of Mexicans that have learned English as their second language. Many of these folks claim learning English has made them smarter and more intelligent. That is probably true of learning any new language as it increases the learning and reserve capacity of the brain. The learning process apparently creates new links between neurons or brain cells creating new networks…a process we only are beginning to understand. It may be a century or two before we humans actually understand what is going on in our heads…
Others feel it is the very rich vocabulary that makes English such a powerful language. Estimates range from 500,000 to several million vocabulary words. Whatever figure you pick it is still a very high number. And of course as language evolves that number goes up.
Then, there are those that firmly believe that English is superior to other languages because of its rapid evolution over the past 1,000 years. With many overly sensitive groups this concept is a no-no and too ethnocentric and prejudiced. They don’t care if in fact it may be true and they don’t even want to listen to the reasons why. I know these morally superior folks will not like this, but hey, they don’t like a lot of things and as such have become as narrow-minded as the ultra conservatives I knew as a young boy. Extremists are consistently extreme…ha!
Rather than ignore what might not be popular though true, I think it is better we all know as opposed to not knowing. It makes no sense to go back to the Dark Ages. At least as I see it. So why don’t I just give you the basics and you can decide for yourself, unless of course you are one of those that don’t want to hear things that are not solidly within your current belief system or comfort zone.
We know that when we translate from English to Spanish we get about 20-25% more words. Many translators actually charge a ‘language differential.’ That is a fact I can confirm as I have gone through the ‘agony’ of translating from one language to the other. Languages don’t evolve with translators’ needs in mind and in many places languages just don’t match up.
We especially see that with some of the more complex tenses such as the conditional and subjunctive.
Around 1000 A.D. the clans or tribes in England stopped fighting each other and began to interact. The upward march of civilization. Consequently, there were a number of ‘languages’ spoken and naturally began to combine with each other. Part of this process was the creation of short-cuts or shorter ways to say the same thing. The theory was that humans naturally tend to go the easier and shorter route whenever possible, when we aren’t fighting each other.
By 1500 A.D. or so the basic process was complete and the new language evolved. Shakespeare’s language. It was rich in vocabulary but also filled with short cuts and ways to express complex expressions simply.
If you listen to any conversation in English you will hear a wide variety of tenses that we take for granted. But if you analyze these tenses and expressions, you will find they are anything but simple. Unlike some languages, English speakers use complex tenses in basic conversation. What does that say about English?
There you have it. The reason English and not Chinese or Russian is the official international language.
This simplistic explanation does not do the subject justice. There are some very strong arguments supporting this concept but I can honestly say having read then I am not completely convinced, though I also have to admit it does appear it could be true.
But I’m no expert and it’s best you decide for yourself, if you are one of those folks with a free and inquiring mind. If not, you are going to believe what you want no matter what.
I’ve always felt it is better for humans to know than not know but that is also your decision to make. I can’t decide for you. You have to decide if the short cuts allowing English speakers to say more with less is true or not. That might be really hard if you are a monolingual English speaker since you have a limited perspective.
Or perhaps also if you are
All three of these are true; I couldn't have made them up. I was an eye witness to all three and even ate some of number three. If you are a little queasy, you might want to read these accounts a bit later when your system has settled down.
Rat Story #1 ocurred recently after we had constructed our house in rural Veracruz. It was made of adobe mud walls and had cement floors. It has wooden rafters and a tin roof that heats up in the hot season. It is dry but could flood with long periods of rain or a hurricane. It is still standing and with relatives living in it now.
One night we are in bed and the wife is asleep. I'm looking up at the rafters wondering what in God's name I was doing in rural Veracruz. Then I see him walking on the rafter, slowly and delilberately -- a big ugly rat. I reach over for my .22 rifle, unlock the safety and aim.
"Don't you dare," was all she said. She was right...the piece of tin was worth a lot more than the dead rat. She grew up on a ranch so she knows about these things. I put the gun down and noticed the rat had stopped and turned his head toward me as if to say ... well, you can imagine what the rat said. He certainly knew how to pour salt on the wound.
Rat Story #2. We had just moved into the palapas in our Maya village when one afternoon we both noticed a smell like something had died. Sometimes in the city we don't get those type of smells... I went outside and tried to find the source but to no avail.
When we got back from the ranch the next day the smell was overwhelming. Being the farmgirl that she is,she pointed to the loft and said 'it's up there. Go get it and get rid of it'. Being the farmgirl that she is, she knows what to do in these types of situations and how to get me to do it.
I crawl up into the loft over our air bed and find the dead critter directly over my pillow. The critter was not only smelling but beginning to ooze as well.
At night, just before going to sleep, she said ' you know, that dead, dripping rat was right over your head. If you hadn't gotten it out it would have dripped on you while you slept.' She didn't tell me something I didn't already know but being the farmgirl that she is she wanted to make certain I knew.
Rat Story #3 involves my friend Poot and catching the tepe. Please see the post "How to Cook a Tepeizcuintle or Paca Rat' It's actually something all civilized people should know. It's ecologically sound as it uses no chemicals or otherwise degrades the environment. Poot traps these animals with a rock and stick trap outside their dens. One night they're wandering back in from a night on the jungle and bingo, there is one trapped tepe.
Poot caught one, skinned it, cut it up, built a fire of really hot coals, laid the tepe meat on banana leaf stalks, covered the whole thing with a metal card table top and then buried it in dirt for a little an hour. Technically speaking the tepe is not a rat but it has rat teeth and rat hands and feet. And the Maya absolutley do not eat house rats, like the one in Rat Story #2.
With no condiments or marination -- just the meat, and no other requirements. To be served with hot tortillas and salsa. Tastes like a cross between pork and chicken. Mmmm....that's good rat!
So there you have my nominations for best rat story. If you've got one, please post it.
The truth is we can never have too many good rat stories.
Jack D. Deal